<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6770641382681907397</id><updated>2011-07-01T03:10:54.197-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Where the Homeless Make Love</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mapleworm.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6770641382681907397/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mapleworm.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Elliot Foster Smith</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08551569056467401387</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6770641382681907397.post-5625501130591865438</id><published>2009-03-05T04:14:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-03-05T04:43:47.727-08:00</updated><title type='text'>On the Author</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;Hello everyone or, at this point more specifically, "no one,"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;I, Elliot Foster Smith, am a writer.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;If you already know me, it is probably by the name "Elliot Smith," but as a writer this name is problematic. There recently lived a semi-prominent and very talented young guitarist, singer/song-writer by the name of "Elliott Smith," of whom I'm certain you've heard. His name is far too similar to mine for me to not take advantage of my middle name within my pen-name.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;So, Elliot Foster Smith it is!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;But, let us break down how it comes off:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;--'Eliot' is a fun and quirky name, which I feel suits me and my writing.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;--'Smith' is a down-to-earth and WASP-y, which is accurate enough.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;--'Foster,' however, is a little bit higher brow and potentially pretentious than is probably true, so I suppose to keep up with this I will just have to hit it big as a writer to stop people from wondering why a starving writer would have such a name.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;Fantastic!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;Now, what am I doing writing a blog?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;Well, I've been writing all my life, be it in spiral notebooks, livejournals, myspace, moleskines, Facebook, etc.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;So, why blogspot?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;Why now?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;I sure do ask a lot of questions, don't I? I'll try to work on that.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;Either way, I'd like to formalize and collect my random scribblings into a convenient location for me and for anyone else who would like to read them. As per my nature, they will likely be entertaining, and more likely still entertaining for myself alone. So, read them with a grain of sait and pepper.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;I hereby baptize this blog!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;I will from here on out try to uncover the mystery of where exactly the homeless make love and, if all goes as planned, I will do so extremely inefficiently so as to always have something more to write here.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;And as always, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;Be Kind, Rewind...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6770641382681907397-5625501130591865438?l=mapleworm.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mapleworm.blogspot.com/feeds/5625501130591865438/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mapleworm.blogspot.com/2009/03/on-author.html#comment-form' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6770641382681907397/posts/default/5625501130591865438'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6770641382681907397/posts/default/5625501130591865438'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mapleworm.blogspot.com/2009/03/on-author.html' title='On the Author'/><author><name>Elliot Foster Smith</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08551569056467401387</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry></feed>
